I thought Moodolf was done. He got his ass-jollies and now he's off to be an ass-clown? Can't he just stay in the box?
Oh well. Perhaps before he goes off to ass-clown college, he should stop and visit his poor mother because her life is 'lonely, depressing and pathetic' and all she ever wants is for her kids to visit. It's like now that Moodolf is some famous internet celebrity, he doesn't have time for his mother any more. Forgot his roots, I guess....
Oh yeah, I did reset my homepage. After I visited Moodolf's mom, I changed it to : www.driveametalspikeintomyhead.com
Perhaps Futureshop didn't have The Centennial Collectors Edition DVD of Breakfast at Tiffany's even though it was released last Tuesday on the shelves and the stock boy wouldn't check the back for you. Or perhaps at your favourite restaurant, they switched from Coke to Pepsi. Or perhaps the toilet seat was still down when you thought it was up. Or perhaps you just took your jeans out of the dryer and they had shrunk and the button was uncomfortable all throughout the day.
But don't worry - everything will be OK. Just always look on the bright side of life, (whistle).
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Go for it Moodolf!
Run away and join the circus - worst career choices have been made.
Hey Mookie,
Why no love? You set the Edmonton Journel as your home page?
I thought Moodolf was done. He got his ass-jollies and now he's off to be an ass-clown? Can't he just stay in the box?
Oh well. Perhaps before he goes off to ass-clown college, he should stop and visit his poor mother because her life is 'lonely, depressing and pathetic' and all she ever wants is for her kids to visit. It's like now that Moodolf is some famous internet celebrity, he doesn't have time for his mother any more. Forgot his roots, I guess....
Oh yeah, I did reset my homepage. After I visited Moodolf's mom, I changed it to : www.driveametalspikeintomyhead.com
Wow Mookie,
Sounds like someone needs a hug.
Perhaps Futureshop didn't have The Centennial Collectors Edition DVD of Breakfast at Tiffany's even though it was released last Tuesday on the shelves and the stock boy wouldn't check the back for you. Or perhaps at your favourite restaurant, they switched from Coke to Pepsi. Or perhaps the toilet seat was still down when you thought it was up. Or perhaps you just took your jeans out of the dryer and they had shrunk and the button was uncomfortable all throughout the day.
But don't worry - everything will be OK. Just always look on the bright side of life, (whistle).
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