I hope Fauxdolf has an excellent Christmas vacation, and that he enjoys his time with his family and loved ones (hey, aren't those one and the same...???). And, Fauxdolf, don't take any phony baloney calls from HR during your vacation, like some people might do.
Once again, much like Moodolf, Fauxdolf lacks the opposable thumb necessary for driving a stick.....
And I'm sure Fauxdolf is careful about who he lends his faux-bile phone to. It's quite possible certain cows are quicker on their hooves than others....
Oh, and opening (let alone drinking) a bottle of Aquafina FlavorSplash Raspberry water is not an issue? A bottle of water that is 10 times his body size, I may add. Nor is operating the thumbdial of his iPod? And you don't question how he got up on the steering wheel, or how his hooves will reach the pedals? Really, Mookie, stop being such a cynic!
Have you not seen the movie 'Toy Story'? It would help you figure out how he uses the pedals. Who says the water is his, and the ipod is probably set to loop.
If you're going to pick this apart, where did Fauxdolf get the money to buy the car? Does he have a job? Sell his body to science (or Safeway) or something?
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Fauxdolf should really clean out his car - might just start seeing empty scronnies bags on the floor.
I hope Fauxdolf has an excellent Christmas vacation, and that he enjoys his time with his family and loved ones (hey, aren't those one and the same...???). And, Fauxdolf, don't take any phony baloney calls from HR during your vacation, like some people might do.
Once again, much like Moodolf, Fauxdolf lacks the opposable thumb necessary for driving a stick.....
And I'm sure Fauxdolf is careful about who he lends his faux-bile phone to. It's quite possible certain cows are quicker on their hooves than others....
Oh, and opening (let alone drinking) a bottle of Aquafina FlavorSplash Raspberry water is not an issue? A bottle of water that is 10 times his body size, I may add. Nor is operating the thumbdial of his iPod? And you don't question how he got up on the steering wheel, or how his hooves will reach the pedals? Really, Mookie, stop being such a cynic!
Hey madmak - are you off your meds? Why the hate?
Have you not seen the movie 'Toy Story'? It would help you figure out how he uses the pedals. Who says the water is his, and the ipod is probably set to loop.
If you're going to pick this apart, where did Fauxdolf get the money to buy the car? Does he have a job? Sell his body to science (or Safeway) or something?
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